Effective date: June 24, 2026 · saddleoaklegal.com
By accessing or using saddleoaklegal.com (the "Site"), you agree to these Terms of Use, our Privacy Policy, and our Disclaimer. If you do not agree, do not use the Site.
The Site combines creative satire (the "The Karens of Saddle Oak" music project) with information about, and advertising for, legal services. Content is provided for general informational and entertainment purposes and is not legal advice. No attorney client relationship is created except by a separate signed engagement agreement. See the Disclaimer.
When you submit a story, comment, or other content ("User Content"), you represent and agree that:
You grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to review, edit, reproduce, and publish your User Content (in anonymized form) on the Site and related channels. We may decline, edit, or remove any submission at our sole discretion and are not obligated to publish anything. You retain ownership of your underlying content.
The "letter checker" and the "violation notice" image generator are provided for personal, lawful, parody use only. You agree not to use them to harass, defame, impersonate, deceive, or create anything intended to look like a genuine legal or government document for a deceptive purpose.
The music, recordings, artwork, text, and design of the Site are owned by their respective owners and are protected by copyright and other laws. The brand names and slogans used on merchandise are used in connection with this parody project. You may not copy, distribute, or create derivative works from Site content except as expressly permitted. If you believe content infringes your rights, contact us at support@saddleoaklegal.com with a detailed notice and we will respond in accordance with applicable copyright law (including the DMCA).
Merchandise items are sold as novelty/parody goods. Availability, pricing, and fulfillment are subject to change. Orders, shipping, and returns (if offered) are governed by the terms presented at checkout with the applicable store provider.
The Site is provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including accuracy, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted or error-free.
To the maximum extent permitted by law, we and our operators will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss arising out of your use of (or inability to use) the Site, its tools, or any content, even if advised of the possibility. Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations, so some of the above may not apply to you.
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless the Site and its operators from any claims, damages, or expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising from your User Content, your use of the Site or its tools, or your violation of these Terms or any law or the rights of a third party.
The Site links to third-party services (e.g., music streaming, form delivery, merchandise). We are not responsible for their content, practices, or availability.
These Terms are governed by the laws of the state in which the Site operator is based, without regard to conflict-of-laws rules. [Insert governing state and venue with your attorney.]
Please read this carefully, as it affects your legal rights. Any dispute or claim arising out of or relating to the Site, its tools, its content, or these Terms will be resolved by binding individual arbitration rather than in court, except that either party may bring a qualifying claim in small-claims court. You and we waive the right to a trial by jury, and agree that claims may be brought only in an individual capacity, and not as a plaintiff or class member in any class, collective, or representative proceeding. If the class-action waiver is found unenforceable, the remainder of this section will be void and the dispute will proceed in court. [Confirm the arbitration provider, rules, fees, and venue with your attorney before relying on this clause.]
If any provision of these Terms is held invalid or unenforceable, it will be limited or removed to the minimum extent necessary and the remaining provisions will stay in full force. These Terms, together with the Privacy Policy and Disclaimer, are the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Site and supersede any prior understandings. Our failure to enforce a provision is not a waiver of it.
We may update these Terms; the effective date above shows the latest version. Continued use after changes means you accept them.